[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
[X] You have been called a blond (I am Blond... Ish... XD)

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (Oh, Cliché, drooling over thoughts of someone XD)

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.


TOTAL: 7

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 9

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Sometimes, I am like a very smart dog, or just a very dumb person. XD)
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 13

NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."